28/07/2010 Author: Tony Griffiths

I should cocoa

Kit-Kat in his lap and laughing manically, Choc-finger sits on his foil-encrusted throne, surrounded by mountains of stockpiled cocoa beans. His dark plan: to drive chocolate prices through the roof by hoarding the key ingredient in his evil lair, sending the world into a treat-starved frenzy only he can quell. The swine!

Ok, not quite. This is, however, how Britain’s popular press would like us to think of hedge fund manager Anthony Ward, awarding him the ‘Choc-finger’ moniker after he last week purchased 240,100 tonnes of cocoa beans in anticipation of a spike in prices. The natural enemy to Ian Fleming’s famous secret agent (the name’s Bond, Fixed-rate Bond), Choc-finger is of course a riff on James Bond villain Goldfinger, one of cinema’s best-known baddies.

The British media – never one to pass up the chance to create a good scoundrel – may have missed the point (inaccurately reporting Ward’s transaction as a morally dubious futures trade), but then, with the latest Bond film stuck in development hell, perhaps it was just too good an opportunity to add a bit of colour to the world of finance.  After all, even financial journalists get bored sometimes (see below).

From Mayfair with Love

Other Bond-indebted hedge fund managers

Quantum of Soros
Daniel Och-topussy
ThunderPaul-son
Dr No-am Gottersman
The Living Dalio
For your eyes Odey

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